New Jokes Part 6

New Jokes Part 6

Chintu failed in Exam & decided to make a deal with professor.

Chintu: Sir, Can I ask u one que?

Prof: Yes.

Chintu: If u can answer dis question, i will accept my final marks, if u cant, u have to give me "A".

Professor agreed.
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Chintu asked: "What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal & neither legal nor logical?"

Prof thought about it for hrs & pondered no answer.

He had to finally give up as he really didnot know.
He gave the boy his "A".

The following day, professor asked same question to his students.

He was shocked when all of them raised their hands.

He asked one student.

He answered:

Sir, u are 65, married to 28 yrs old woman, dis is legal but not logical.

Ur wife, is having an affair with a 23 yearold boy, dis is logical but not legal.

Ur wife's boyfriend has failed in his exam &yet u have given him an "A", dis is neither logical nor legal.
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Professor behosh.....
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Ek aadmi ne 98.3 FM pe phone kiya

Man : Mujhe S.V. Road pe ek Purse mila hai jisme 15000 cash. . .ek Credit Card aur Pallavi Mishra ke naam ka ID mila hai.

Radio Jockey : Wah... Aap kitne imaandaar hain...
Kya aap unhe wo purse waapis karna chahenge. . ???

Man : Nahi!!
Main chahta hu ki Pallavi Mishra ke liye ek SAD SONG bajaya jaaye.