Inspirational Quotes

Inspirational Quotes

Akshay Tritiya

Akshay Tritiya



आज अक्षय तृतीया !!!
अक्षय तृतीया हा दिवस म्हणजे हिंदू
दिनदर्शिकेप्रमाणे वैशाख शुद्ध तृतीया!!!
साडेतीन मुहूर्तांपैकी एक शुभमुहूर्त!!!
या दिवशी सुरू केलेल्या कोणत्याही शुभ
कार्याचे फळ ‘अक्षय्य’(न संपणारे) असे
मिळते.

'अंतरीचा ज्ञानदिवा'
चेतवणारा पहिला शुभमुहूर्त
दिवाळीचा पाडवा.
या शुभदिनी 'अंतर्बाह्य जग आणि मन'
सारेच उजळून निघते.
दिव्यांच्या आवली म्हणजे पंक्तीच
पंक्ती प्रकाशमान होतात.
विषयवासनांवर विजय
मिळवणारी ही विजयादशमी हा दुसरा मंगमलय
मुहूर्त.

मेरूदंडाचं प्रतीक
असणारी गुढी आणि चैत्रांतल्या लखलखीत
सूर्याचा प्रकाश आणि तेज प्राशन करणारे
गुढीवरचे रजताचे चकचकीत पात्र.
ज्ञानग्रहणाचा संकेत
देणारा गुढीपाडवा हा तिसरा मंगमलय
मुहूर्त.
अक्षयतृतीया हा शेवटचा मुहूर्त. पण
हा अर्धा असला तरी पूर्णत्व देणारा बिंदू
आहे.
अशा शेवटच्या परंतु पूर्णत्व
देणाऱ्या अक्षयतृतीयेच्या सर्वाना अक्षय
शुभेच्छा !!!

Some Famous Quotes on Friendship

Some Famous Quotes on Friendship

Ralph Waldo Emerson Photograph by Dawn Ellner Very cool compilation of quotes on friendship overlaid onto pictures. So many beautiful words about friendship were said. It is always interesting to know, what was friendship for such people like Muhammad Ali, Bob Marley, Oscar Wilde or Friedrich Nietzsche... David Tyson Gentry Photograph by Mohammad Ali F Muhammad Ali Jim Henson Bob Marley Oscar Wilde Photograph by Olga Caprotti Plutarch Photograph by Dimitris Papazimouris Ralph Waldo Emerson Photograph by JD Hancock C.S. Lewis Mark Twain Friedrich Nietzsche Henry David Thoreau Photograph by Ross Pollack Marlene Dietrich Photograph by Bùi Linh Ngân Virginia Woolf Linda Grayson

Touching Quotes

Touching Quotes

Wo likhte hain hamara naam mitti mein,
Aur mita dete hain,
Unke liye to ye khel hoga magar,
Hamein to wo mitti mein mila dete hain

Rone ki saza na rulane ki saza hai,
Ye dard mohabat ko nibhane ki saza hai,
Haste hai to aankhon Se nikal aate hai aansu,
Ye us shaks se dil lagane ki saza hai

Palko ke kinare humne bhigoye hi nahi,
woh sochte hai hum roye hi nahi,
woh puchte hai khwabon me kise dekhte ho,
hum hai ki ek umr se soye hi nahi…

 

Pathar ki hai duniya Jajbaat nahi samajti,
Dikl me kya hai vo baat nahi samajti
Tanha to Chand bhi hai sitaron ke beech,
par chand

Log puchte hain kyu surkh hain tumhari aankhein,
Hans ke keh deti hoon raat ko so na saki,
Laakh chahoon bhi magar ye keh na sakoon,

Raat ko rone ki hasrat thi magar ro na saki

Dil Ke Sagar Me Lehre Uthaya Na Karo,
Khwab Bankar Neend Churaya Na Karo,
Bahot Chot Lagti Hai Mere Dil Ko,

Tum Khwabo Mein Aa Kar Yu Tadpaya Na Karo

In phoolo me ab to mehek hi nahi hai,
In raaho ki ab koi manzil hi nahi hai,
Kar leta mai mom agar koi patthar dil hota to,
Par yaha to kisi me insani dil hi nahi hai…

 

Jaane kyu log hame aajmate hai
kuch pal sath rahne ke baad dur chale jate hai
sach hi kahte hai log ki sagar ke milne ke baad

log barish ko bhul jate hai…

Robots in the School

Robots in the School

 

 

There were robots by the hundreds

that had taken over school.

They arrived here from the future

when they needed to refuel.

They invaded every classroom.

They came clanking through the halls.

If you looked inside the bathrooms

you'd see robots in the stalls.

They surrounded all the teachers

and propelled them out the door.

Then they headed for the offices

in search of even more.

They ejected the custodian

and Principal as well,

plus the secretary, nurse

and all the other personnel.

They intruded in the lunchroom

and evicted all the cooks.

They expelled our good librarian

and commandeered her books.

Then they came across a small surprise

in section eight-one-one;

just a book of goofy poetry

that looked like lots of fun.

When they opened it and read

about some silly school supplies,

their connections started sparking

as they snickered in surprise.

Then a poem that they read

about the students' favorite sports.

had them giggling uncontrollably

with belly laughs and snorts.

With a poem where the Principal

was nowhere to be found

all their heads began to rattle

and they crumpled to the ground.

Then they read a final poem

and their circuits overloaded.

They guffawed so hard, they couldn't stop

and all their heads exploded.

Now the school is back to normal.

All the teachers have returned,

and we're happy for the all-important

lesson that we learned.

There is nothing quite so powerful

or mighty as the pen,

and we're memorizing poetry

in case they come again.

 

Funny

Funny



TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS : Maria!__________________________________________________ _________

TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
______________________________
____________________ _________

TEACHER : John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
__________________________________________________ _________

TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
__________________________________________________ _________
TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
__________________________________________________ _________

TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE : Me!
__________________________________________________ _________
TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
__________________________________________________ _________

TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
MILLIE : I is...
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
__________________________________________________ _________
TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
TINO : Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
__________________________________________________ _________
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?"
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
__________________________________________________ _________
TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before
eating?
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
__________________________________________________ _________
TEACHER : Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same
as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;
__________________________________________________ ________
TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD : A teacher.

Assal Puneri jhatke

Assal Puneri jhatke

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Shevti samor vaat pahnari ek assal Puneri bai mhante,"Bhendi shuddhivar ali asel tar 1 kilo dya!"

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Ek mulga Karve road var bike jorat chalvat hota..
Ajoba tyala bolle,"Karve.. araamat chaalva."
Mulga raagane bolla,"Mi Karve nahi."
Ajoba bolle,"Ohh sorry, mala vaatla baapacha rasta aahe tumchya!"

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Bandu :- Are mala mazya girlfrnd la gift dyaycha aahe, kay deu??
Frnd :- Golden ring..
Bandu :- kahi tari mottha sang..
.
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Frnd :- JCB cha Tyre de mag..................

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Puneri Classic -

Gotya - "Baba mala 'Blackberry' nahitar 'Apple' pahije"

Baba -" Fanas" aanlay, to sampav aadhi