Assal Puneri jhatke

Assal Puneri jhatke

Mi signal la thamblo hoto mobile var Whatsapp karat. Signal green jhalela kalala nahi, tyamule tasach thamblo hoto....shejari rasta cross karnyasathi ubhya aslelya ajjibai agdi Puneri tone madhe mhanali,"Punyaatle signal hya hun hirwe hot nahit, nigha ata!"

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Bhaajiwala khup vel bhaajivar paani shimpdat asto.
Shevti samor vaat pahnari ek assal Puneri bai mhante,"Bhendi shuddhivar ali asel tar 1 kilo dya!"

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Ek mulga Karve road var bike jorat chalvat hota..
Ajoba tyala bolle,"Karve.. araamat chaalva."
Mulga raagane bolla,"Mi Karve nahi."
Ajoba bolle,"Ohh sorry, mala vaatla baapacha rasta aahe tumchya!"

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Bandu :- Are mala mazya girlfrnd la gift dyaycha aahe, kay deu??
Frnd :- Golden ring..
Bandu :- kahi tari mottha sang..
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Frnd :- JCB cha Tyre de mag..................

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Puneri Classic -

Gotya - "Baba mala 'Blackberry' nahitar 'Apple' pahije"

Baba -" Fanas" aanlay, to sampav aadhi