New Jokes Part 3

New Jokes Part 3

Workers play Football,
Managers play Tennis,
&
CEOs play Golf

Moral: Higher u go, the ball becomes Smaller & Increases ur Status

Chala........
Aapan GOTYA Kheluya

Santa ki maa: 20 saal tak meri koi aulad nhi hui...

Press reporter: Fir aapne kya
kiya??

Maa: Fir mai 21 saal ki hui to papa ne meri shadi kar di...fir ja k santa hua

Sardar rings a call centre:
My internet is not working properly

Officer:
Ok
Double click on "My computer"

Sardar:
I can't see ur computer

Officer:
No no
click on "My computer" on ur computer

Sardar:
How can I click on ur computer from my computer?

Officer:
listen
There is an icon labelled "My Computer" on ur computer
Ok
double click on it

Sardar:
what the hell, what is your computer doing on my computer..?

Officer:
Double click on ur computer

Sardar:
On which Icon i've to click

Officer:
"My Computer"

Sardar:
Oh Teri......Pagal insaan
Tell me where is ur office. I'll come there and click on "Ur Computer."

Dost : Biwi se Jhagda Solve hua kya ?
Husband : Ghutno pe Chal k Aayi
thi Mere Paas.. ghutno pe.
Dost : kya baat kar raha hai..
Husband :  aur nahi to kya..
Dost : Fir Kya Boli ?

Husband : Boli Palang k Neeche
se baahar aa jao,
Ab Nahi Maarungi..

Ek Pathan Jahaz Mein Ek Seat Par Beth Gaya Aur Wahan Se Uthne Ka Naam Hi Nahi Le Raha Tha,

Logon Ne Bohat Minnate Ki Magar Woh Na Mana Aur Bola: “Khan Ka Zuban Ek Hai Hum Apna Faisla Nahi Badlega”

Ek Shakhs Ye Sab Dekh Raha Thha Vo Pathan Ke Pass Gaya Aur Uske Kaan Mein Kuch Bola To Pathan Forn Uthkar Agli Seat Par Beth Gaya

Log Hairan Ho Gaye Aur Uss Shakhs Se Pucha Ke Tumne Ussey Kya Kaha Jo Woh Maan Gaya.

Admi Ne Kaha: “Simple Mene Puchha, Khan Sahab Aap Kahaan Jaoge?”

To Pathan Ne Bataya: “Dubai”

To Maine Kaha: “Dubai Ki Seet Agli Hai, Yeh To Australia Ki Seat Hai.“

Husband was busy watching
Maxwell's batting
Wife Came in a New Dress & Asked Him: Main Kaisi Lag Rahi Hu ??

Husband Jumped, Clapped n Shouted
.
.
.
"CHHAKKA"
..
.
His funeral is tomorrow at 12:30 pm.