JUST CAN’T WIN A WOMEN

If U kiss her , U R not a gentlemen ,

If U don’t , U R not a man.

If U praise her , she thinks U R lying ,

            If U don’t , U R good for nothing.

If U agree with all her likes ,she is abusing ,

            If U don’t ,U R not understanding.

If U make romance , U R experienced man ,

            If U don’t , U R halfman .

If U visit her often , she thinks U R too boring ,

            If U don’t , she accuses for double crossing.

If U R well dressed , she thinks U R playboy,

If U don’t , U R dull boy.

If U R jealous  , she say it’s bad ,

If U don’t , she thinks U don’t love her.

If U attempt romance , she says U don’t respect her ,

            If U don’t , she thinks U don’t like her.

If U R a minute late , she says it’s hard to wait ,

            If she is late , she says it’s a girl’s way.

If U visit another , she says U R a leap,

            If she ‘s visited by another , she says it’s natural.

If U kiss her once in a while , she says U R good for nothing ,

If U kiss her often , she say U R taking advantage .

If U fail to help her while crossing the streets ,U lack ethics ,

            If U do , she thinks it’s one of the man’s technique.

If U stare at another , she accuses U R flirting ,

            If she’s stared by others ,  she says they R just admirers .

I U talk , she wants U to listen ,

            If U listen , she wants U to talk.

Oh !! God !! U created those creatures ,

            So simple , yet so complex,

            So weak , yet so strong,

            So confusing , yet so desirable.

Oh !! Lord !!  What to do  ??

            “ A  MEN”