New Jokes Part 7

New Jokes Part 7

Hubby came home drunk. To avoid wife's scolding,
he took a laptop & started working.

Wife: Peeke aye ho kya?

Hubby : Nahi meri ma...

Wife: Bewde, phir suitcase khol ke kya type kar rahe ho??

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1 day in a school in US, a teacher asked a class of 5yr olds: 

I'l give $10 to a child who can tell me who was the most famous man who ever lived?? 

Irish boy said "St.Patrick". Buddhist boy said "Gautam Buddha". 

Muslim boy said "Prophet Mohammed". Finally ,

a Gujrati boy said, "Jesus Christ". 

Teacher said- thats right. 

As the teacher was giving Jigness those 10$, she said, "U know Jigness, since u'r a Hindu Gujarati; 

I was very surprised u said Jesus Christ.. 

Jigness replied- Yes madam, in my heart I knew it was KRISHNA, 

but for jigness, Bijness is Bijness..

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Men will be Men-

The wife left a note on the fridge: "It's not working!! I can't take it anymore, I've gone to stay at my Mom's place !!

"Husband opened the fridge, the beer was cold. He starts to drink one and says,
"What the hell was she talking about???"

"Fridge is working fine!!"

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